It's never good enough, is it? No, it's not.
Also, sorry, but I have NO sympathy for a man who's going to FLORIDA for a string of meetings. Yes, I get it, you have to talk to people in a business format, but it won't be for 24hours. You'll be able to fuck off for a bit in FLORIDA. So stop complaining, dink. You have a cottage now. And you're going to FLORIDA. Fuck, like you NEED a vacation to another country this year. HA. Royal dink status, ACHIEVED!
Oh, and PS. I don't mind people playing on my PS3. But I demand they ASK first. Is that so bad? Asking? No, not saying "okay, and now I'm going to play on that PS3 thingy!" No. That is not asking. That is being stupid. Also, stop downloading shit onto it. It's like a computer. But better. So don't muck up the hard drive with bullshit! I get it, you hate working, you're a tired old man, but LEARN SOME GODDAMN MANNERS! The only reason I rag on you is because, even if I'm nice to you, you shit on everything I do and am. So I turn the tables and then get in shit for it. LEARN TO ASK PERMISSION, Jackass.

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